Desert Bloom

June 22, 2010

Interesting experiment, with potentially significant ramifications if it is replicated in other emerging markets.

N.Y.U. Abu Dhabi Scours Globe for Top Students

There is one aspect, however, that caught my eye which the New York Times didn’t think worthy of mention. After reading the article, I wondered how they handle the question of Israeli students. After all, Israel is a hotbed of highly educated students so based on the school’s criteria they should make up a more sizable proportion of the student body relative to say, Hungary.  So I googled the question and ended up on the new school’s website, which helpfully already had a response.

“38. Will Israeli students be admitted to NYUAD, and will Israeli faculty be recruited?

NYU Abu Dhabi will hire faculty and recruit students on the basis of outstanding academic and creative qualifications and potential. NYU Abu Dhabi will not discriminate on the basis of national origin in its admissions and hiring practices. As in the U.S., individuals invited to attend any educational institution in the U.A.E. must lawfully enter the country under prevailing local immigration laws. The U.A.E. does not have diplomatic relations with Israel and therefore does not recognize Israeli passports for the purposes of entry into the country. NYU is committed, however, to working to facilitate the participation of all NYU Abu Dhabi faculty and students.”

Just to be clear the above is a very sophisticated way of saying: NO.

So, did you hear the one about a US university with the largest Jewish undergraduate population in the country building a branch inside a Middle Eastern monarchy (where the prince’s brother gained notoriety due to a starring role in a torture video) headed by a guy named Harold Bloom that doesn’t allow Israelis?

Isn’t it Ironic

June 19, 2010

Turkey lambasts Israel for allegedly oppressing Palestinians then uses Israeli drones to bomb a group (in another sovereign country) who wants Turkey to stop oppressing Kurds.

Ottoman “Chutzpah”

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE

April 8, 2010

David Miliband, the British Foreign Secretary recently rebuked Israel for supposedly borrowing British identities to carry out its anti-terrorism operation in Dubai. “Et tu, Tel Aviv?”, he cried when addressing the Parliament last month.

• [D. Milliband] told the Commons of the conclusion of the investigation by the Serious Organised Crime Agency (Soca) and denounced Israel’s behaviour as “intolerable” and displaying a “profound disregard for the sovereignty of the United Kingdom”. “The fact that this was done by a country which is a friend, with significant diplomatic, cultural, business and personal ties to the UK, only adds insult to injury.” he said. The Times March 2010.

To assess the validity of Secretary Milliband’s lament it is instructive to examine how British political, economic, and media elites and the professional associations that represent them manifest their camaraderie towards the Jewish state.

Politicians:

• “Tam Dalyell [MP-retired], the Father of the House of Commons, has accused the Prime Minister of “being unduly influenced by a cabal of Jewish advisers””. The Independent May 2003
• “She [Liberal Democrat MP Jenny Tonge] subsequently told the Jewish Chronicle: “To prevent allegations such as these [Israel Defense Force -- harvesting body parts in Haiti] going any further, the IDF and the Israeli Medical Association should establish an independent inquiry immediately to clear the names of the team in Haiti.” The Guardian February 2010
• “Ian McCartney, the chairman of the Labour Party, opened himself to being accused of anti-Semitism yesterday by describing a Jewish Conservative Party politician as a “21st-century Fagin”. Fagin was the Jewish villain in Charles Dickens’s novel Oliver Twist.” The Independent February 2004
• “In 1997, Nick Griffin [British National Party Chairman and member of European parliament] published a booklet entitled “Who are the Mind Benders?”. It claimed to prove that Jewish people controlled the British media…Griffin [has] referred to the Holocaust as a “Holohoax”. BBC News Undated

Labor Unions:

• “The boycott, approved at the annual conference of the Trades Union Congress, calls for a ban on importing goods produced in some Israeli settlements, an end to arms trading with Israel and disinvestment from some companies.” Associated Press September 2009

Academics:

• “Britain’s largest lecturers’ union yesterday voted in favour of a boycott [later overturned by a small executive committee] of Israeli lecturers and academic institutions who do not publicly dissociate themselves from Israel’s “apartheid policies”. The Guardian February 2006

Media:

• “The National Union of Journalists has voted at its annual meeting for a boycott of Israeli goods.” The Guardian April 2007
• The editor of The Guardian has said a controversial editorial in the paper six years ago that compared the Israeli attack on the Palestinian town of Jenin to the terrorist attacks in New York on 11 September 2001 was a “misjudgement”.
• “BBC board of governors set up a panel, chaired by Sir Quentin Thomas, to provide an external independent review of reporting of Middle East affairs. The panel’s findings, published in April 2006, concluded there was “no deliberate or systematic bias” in the BBC’s reporting, but said its approach had at times been “inconsistent” and was “not always providing a complete picture” which had been “misleading”. The Guardian February 2009

Royal Family:

• “Prince Edward, the earl of Wessex and the youngest son of Queen Elizabeth, arrived in Israel Wednesday, marking the first royal visit here in more than a decade. But despite his high-profile four-day tour, the prince’s visit has been categorized as “private” and so the situation remains unchanged: not a single member of the British royal family has ever been to Israel on an official visit.” Haaretz June 2007
• According to the travelogue on her website, the Queen, who is Great Britain’s official head of state and makes formal visits at the request of the Foreign Office, has visited Yugoslavia, under Marshall Tito, Zimbabve, under Mugabe, the People’s Republic of China, The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, Brunei, Turkey, and Malaysia.

Lest the above seem like an array of “selective” and “out of context” quotations please see below.

• “Britain’s Jewish community faces an unprecedented level of anti-Semitism and feels more threatened than ever, according to the report of the all-party parliamentary inquiry into anti-Semitism.” Times Online February 2009

Friends in deed.

Nail Your 95 Theses to This, B#@ch

October 25, 2009

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/21/world/europe/21pope.html?_r=2&scp=1&sq=vatican%20bidding%20to%20get%20anglicans&st=cse

“Dear Gawker”

October 24, 2009

http://gawker.com/5387999/meet-the-georgetown-university-sophomore-whos-hiring-a-personal-assistant#comments

What. Is. The Big. Fucking. Deal

Let’s break down the People of Gawker vs. Georgetown guy.

Verdict: Douchebag
Evidence: Well, hmmm,

- a Want-ad
- Video from a trip to Mexico

“Oh”, you say, but there is more, haven’t you seen a picture of him wearing a rugby shirt?

Heaven’s to Betsie, Gee-willickers, Oh, Saint Target, does this monster still walk among us?

But what is his crime exactly?

He wants to spend around $60 a week to help organize his life better?

He has a job first of all, so why can’t he spend the money he earns as he sees fit?

Oh, but wait, he probably got that job through his parents or something!!!!
Holy Ipod, I am sure no Gawker reader, is willing to accept help of that kind. (And by the way did all of you outraged folk work in college? I went to a pretty typical Northeastern liberal arts school, and you know what, it’s not easy to balance work and school and it was about fifty/fifty as far as who worked and who didn’t.)

“Yes”, you respond, “but he works in a financial services company!!! Why he probably took down the world economy with his own bare hands!!! He is probably running a Rugby shirt Ponzi scheme out of his dorm room as we speak.” I get it, all financial services people are fire-breathing shylocks. But, just a quick question, where do you guys keep your cash exactly? Does the interest from your savings accounts go directly to fair trade cumquat farmers?

“Well, we never said we were Communists, but paying someone to do laundry and chauffeur you around is just frivolous!!” Really? Are you sure?
When was the last time you ironed your own shirts? Do you always make your own coffee or do you regularly pay people to make it for you? You never get chauffeured home by exhausted taxi drivers, while the subway is still running, after backbreaking nights of eating and drinking in restaurants and pubs, where poor brown people cook food for you and clean up your poorly aimed you know what in the bathroom?

Would you vilify this guy if he spent the same $60 or $80 or whatever on an eighth of purple kush? Or tickets to the Artic Monkeys? Or flannel shirts? Or skinny jeans with faux punk belts?

And, while I am not privy to know whether he got a response to his ad, I am sure students who can’t get by without a jobs (i.e. proletarian, whoops sorry, I mean privileged Gawker readers) probably took him up on his offer to pay them more than the minimum wage they would get chopping onions in the cafeteria for relatively painless work. (Although now he’ll probably take down the ad, you will be satisfied, and the work-study students who could have used that extra cash won’t get it.)

But really, let’s raise our recyclable plastic cups of Red Stripe in celebration. Gawker and the people who dissed this dude (who are most certainly self righteous douchebags themselves) have managed to reach a heretofore unattainable level of Whiteness.

Oh No, You Didn’t

October 19, 2009

I believe Stifler from American Pie, said it best, “I don’t like the kid, but he’s got a point.”  I never knew this about Al Sharpton, and I am guessing that most people, including those sympathetic to him, didn’t either.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704322004574477021697942920.html

Judging by Mr. Sharpton’s reaction, which notably didn’t include any direct denial that he made the statements he is accused of making, Mr. Limbaugh may have found his Achilles heel.  These sorts of comments, useful at they were to building up his early 90′s street cred, are not acceptable (I hope) for an activist with aspirations to find a niche in the national liberal mainstream.  Hence, as the article pointed out, his unusually sharp (get it, get it his last name is Sharpton and I said sharp) reaction.

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/10/17/2009-10-17_rev_al_sharpton_threatens_to_sue_rush_limbaugh_over_wall_street_journal_oped.html

In related news, there are a lot of things I can tolerate. But I can’t tolerate when someone insults NPR/Fox commentator (you read right) Juan Williams.  He is one of the nicest and most insightful analysts on radio/television and this insult which is easy to miss at the end of the clip (it even went over Bill O’Reilly’s head) is so below the belt, that you can see the hurt on this experienced newsman’s gentle face.

One would be hard pressed to find a black person who has made it, and, upon making it, was not called a “house negro”, which, in turn, simply contributes to discourage other black people from making it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdC5c_l4kcE

Seriously, if you care to corroborate, pick a prominent, politically moderate black person and google his (or her) name AND “Uncle Tom.”

Open Letter to Switzerland

July 23, 2009

Dear Switzerland,

FUCK YOU.

Sincerely,

George

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2009-07/24/content_11762523.htm

(It must be hard to multitask counting interest on stolen Jewish gold and making selective political declarations.)

Poem

July 23, 2009

To think, that I was once a fish!
And now I eat my ancestors with parsley and butter,
On a Chinese porcelain dish,
Oh, how they must suffer!
Please, sir, may I have another?

If every word I said, could make you laugh, I’d talk forever….

July 11, 2009

Don’t get me wrong, I know there are other countries out there.  But….isn’t it annoying when you go on a corporate website and see a prompt asking you to choose where you’re from and the United States is 184th on the list, a few steps down from Uganda, leading to an insulting few extra seconds of scrolling? (The scroll of shame, you might say.)  I am not certain whether it’s political correctness or laziness on the part of the web designers just copying and pasting an alphabetical list of countries (as if they’re all equal), but I doubt anyone from Tuvalu is as interested in purchasing the boxed set of Full House as I am.

Try Finding More Poised Children. Try it.

July 11, 2009

http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=107767&videoChannel=1

Malia floats to the tarmac. Little Sasha, all business, as she is pushed (bordering on shoved) into the limo by the secret service guy (while her father nonchalantly makes his way to his seat), and, instead of complaining, just hurries up, making it clear that she knows this drill quite well.


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